If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
