the new term for farting is butt boxing.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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