I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
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It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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