loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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