At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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