I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
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Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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