Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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