why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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