I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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