honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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