Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
