how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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