Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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