dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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