and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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