We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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