Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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