why do cheetos always look like penises
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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