No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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