glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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