why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I looked at my own cervix.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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