you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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