I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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