yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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