the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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