Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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