I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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