I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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