this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
