He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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