i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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