On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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