I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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