You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
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Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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