so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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