Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
no more duck duck goose at the bar
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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