Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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