Taylor Swift is so right about you.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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