it was like his penis was on wheels.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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