his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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