Why are handjobs necessary in class?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place