So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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