hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother