We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
operation harelip BJ is a go
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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