Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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