I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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