she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Your penis caused this!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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