Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
We need to get me chipped asap
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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