Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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