i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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