I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
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god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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