Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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