oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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