We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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