If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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