Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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