I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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