Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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