dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am spending my child support on dildos
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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