ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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